Pregnant lady problems.

I just spent an unusually long time putting lotion and socks on my feet. It's so weird how such a simple task has become so difficult. I found that the easiest way to execute foot lotioning and socking or putting on pants is to lie on my bed and apply lotion/put on socks/pants with my feet in the air. I usually have to take a few breaks along the way and when I'm done I usually lie there for a while longer like a turtle stuck on its back until I work up the determination to un-beach myself. Getting up from stuck turtle pose is done by rolling on my side and pushing my heavy, round bod up with my arms because my abdominal muscles are currently MIA. I think my baby may have eaten them.
Here's my most recent pregnancy pic:

Somebody help meh!

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